Where Have I Been?

Well, I'm sure that all you are wondering where I have been. The great Captain Charisma, Mr. Beaver himself. Well, to be quite honest...I've been tied up to an office chair in the basement by my future wife Brooke (total 'Misery' style, except Brooke is a whole lot hotter than Kathy Bates, totally). I finally chewed through the chain that was holding me to the chair, and was able to scramble off for help. Alas, even my cries of help were left unheeded, as I was told, "how can someone that cute and sweet do such a thing to you?". Well its quite simple, she's the boss. So I must do as I am told. Although I have decided to NEVER learn to speak woman, I will do what I can to make sure that she will be very happy as my wife. Well, that is the plan anyways. There are a ton of critics out there that exclaim that living with me is very difficult, and no one can really put up living with me. Brooke plans to try, and I know that by the grace of God she will (that, and she uses a really hard broomstick to hit me over the head with).

Actually, Brooke was fussing at me today because I never update any of my information, nor do I ever post any new collaborations with the voices in my head. She even got mad that I never do anything with my xanga account (which really doesn't bother me, because xanga is almost as evil as myspace). So, I am writing because she said I must do so (I'm thinking I might get the hang of the marriage thing), so that is what is going on.

Last week, I took Brooke to see 'Transformers', and let me say this simply...IT ROCKED! I can not wait for the sequel, nor the appearance of the Dinobots (Grimlock rules!!). Michael Bay did a great job, I was surprised (no Optimus Prime on Meagan Fox love scenes...that really scared me that such a thing might make the film).

I'm going to use the rest of this post to state two things: 1) the wedding is August 4th, which is getting very close, and 2.) I'm going to use the rest of this post to show pictures of my beautiful future wife, Brooke.

This is when Brooke and I went to see the Dallas Stars play
(isn't she super-gorgeous!?)

Here Brooke and I are together
(yes, I am well aware that she is way hotter than I am)

Finally, here was one evening when Brooke was trying to look seductive
(fortunately for her, it work).

Yes, Brooke is the second best thing that has ever happened to me (moving to Corpus, and learning how to live life so that i can be a better husband to her. Oh, Oh, Oh, one last thing: most awesome video ever! Check it out! (better than the cat eating sunroof).

Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to name a body part man, name your butt. Call it the tight-bouncer or the hexagon.