Oh the Humanity

The joys of weddings. Aren't they fun? I'd much rather go to a funeral than attend a wedding. They are nothing more than a reminder that you will be bound forever to another individual (funerals mean freedom..c'mon, you're dead, no more worries!). That or I'm just morbid, which I'm not. The wedding it self was nice, since I've been to so many (sarcasm). It had your typical "TU national championship comment" (I despise the longhorns). Afterwards, off to a countryclub, where I was forbidden to go home, and get my clubs to go to the driving range (oh the travesty). We stayed around long enough for a couple of things to happen:

A.) The wedding party to arrive.
B.) Me to be insulted, hit with a cheap shot, and not get upset (a major step!)
C.) Bailed to go eat at Wendy's (mmmm, Wendy's)

So, let me explain, as far as me being insulted, and leveled with a cheap shot, (this one was almost as bad as Mike Tyson on Riddick Bowe). Better yet, lets give you a quote! First the background. Can you believe that someone would actually try to goad me into an argument using Ben Afleck? C'mon! How lame is that? I mean if you are going to try and get me to argue, make fun of my mother, I might get offended and fight back (then again, this is the woman who said 'I will never be married', so you better be extra mean with what ever it is you say. Your best bet would be to hate on my golf game, then we'll have words). So now that you are caught up, here we go to the cheap shot:

The Cheapshot Artist: Well atleast Ben Afleck is married to Jennifer Gardner (sad but true in my estimation).

Me: To be honest, I don't measure my achievements in life to what famous people do, even half bit actors like Ben Alfeck.

The Cheapshot Artist: I don't measure myself to them either, I have a career, what are you doing with your life? (woah! woah! woah! there it is, and if John Madden were here, he'd be yelling, 'Boom!').

Who picks on a guy who has no job? Thats just plain mean. Then again, I don't feel bad since this person has a career that is taking pictures, what a tough job (sorry Katie, but atleast you will have a degree for it, this person just takes pictures). Besides, its not a huge accomplishment to be married to Ben Afleck, since Mrs. Gardner-Afleck got knocked up before the wedding (I give the horrible actor a kudo for doing the right thing). But what a cheapshot! Sad, this person is just sad and dejected. If the cheapshot artist is reading, its the truth. To answer what I'm doing with my life is quite significant. I'm earning my degree in psychology, following God's master plan for me, and doing whatever I can to be a faithful steward to serve in his ministires! (John Madden: Boom! Tough 'actin Tinactin!).

Monday comes, hopefully so does my check from school. I'm tried of being broke, and having zero money, and I mean zero money. I paid for 2 cheeseburgers from Wendy's (mmmm...Wendy's) with 209 pennies. I counted them out, and boy was I hungry! I know, I'm a very sad person.

Side note, Le' and Adde said that they met the female version of me yesterday. I've been replaced, my position has been outsourced. Wait, I'm a member of the lackey union! I can't be outsourced! HAHAHAHA! My level in society is secure! Take that liberal media (John Madden again: Boom! Tough 'actin Tinactin!).

Ok, you're caught up, my loving followers. Now here's one just for the Cheapshot Artist, in my now awardwinning, name the quote game.

You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a COWBOY, thought this through entirely?