Ugh. So Much for the Christmas Spirit

Have we fallen as a society that people lose their civility during the holiday season? Wow, it is amazing. Walking through the mall parking lot, my mother and I were nearly run over multiple times by motorists just flying around the parking lot. It was kinda crazy. Finally, I accepted the task, if I got hit, I was going to leave a huge dent in their bumper (remember, I'm big and ugly!). People cut you off while walking through the mall, give you dirty looks, push you out of the way as they are walking. It just blows me away. People forget what this season is about, well, I know actually the ACLU is out there to blame. What better way for the enemy to shake our faith, than make us embrace the evils of capitolism? Ah well, we all love presents. Just remember, its better to give than recieve (except when it comes to VD). Sometimes it makes you want to just punch the next person in the face that doesn't have the holiday spirit, and say, "Straighten up Scrooge!". Really a holiday thing to do, but still, punch them in the face!

It gets interesting to be back home. Running into people I haven't seen people in a few years, and they come up to say hi. Because I've never had facial hair before, they kind of freeze when they come up to me, to re assess whether or not its really me. Like I'm some kind of crazy killer...(insert comedic joke here). Speaking of crazy. I'm bringing back guns with me to Corpus. Since Mark has moved, I'm scared, and no longer feel safe. I blame his smuggling past. Never know when the asian mafia will come when they lose their easy patsy. That, or he actually stole money from them, but he might not be that bright. Never hurts to be armed to the teeth though.

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny stinking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white butt down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.