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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Gun Safety: I Promise I'll Try to Never Shoot Myself
So, today is the day after valentines day. What a sham of a day. Hallmark created valentines day just to make those of us who are single (like me) feel inadequate. Plus, my friends who are not single, love to rub the fact that they have someone, IN MY FACE! Not cool man, not cool at all. So, I and a friend of mine, Mr. Beltcher boycotted valentines day, and we went to The Sharpshooter to look at guns (thats right, the macho man thing to do, check out firearms). Saw alot of really cool guns, and now I want one. I want my concealed handgun license. I think the whole world will be safer that I get to carry a gun around. But unfortunately, my family doesn't think that I'm safe enough to carry a gun. They are afraid that I'd do something like this here:
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What did I tell you about you getting a gun! Remember your three thousand dollar finger and that was just with a pair of scissors, just think what you could damage with a gun. You'll shoot your finger off or something else and I will never get grandchildren.I have not seen or heard any good reason why you should have a gun or get your CGL. But you are over 21 years of age but your mom will not be paying for it! There is alot more things that you need before you need to purchase a gun.
Mommydearest
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Here it is sucker!
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