Wow, More Mindless Drabble

Wow, I feel like blogging. That's strange. I haven't been this literary in quite a while (I do miss posting for y'all as much as possible, but I don't' get comments, and I get paid more by the more comments I get, and if I don't get paid, then I can't write on my blog. I'm a starving artist here!). I'm really not at home much any more. I have become quite the socialite. I study, go to school, work at the church, and then devote the rest of my time to my friends (who aren't demanding of my time, would probably love to have time away from me, but still humor me by keeping my presence around). I spend every Wednesday night at church for Halo ministries (console killing for Christ?, nope that was shot down by Le', so we now say, 'Come find your Halo on Wednesday Nights', yeah, its kinda catchy). So, being Wedsnday, that is where I will be tonight, playing Halo. I will get to unveil my new catch phrase for playing (and my super awesome sniping position), 'want some flair?!'. If you hear that, then you are in trouble, because I'm about to pistol whip you, and make you respawn. I got to do some flair-ing last night, and got 2 doublekills out of it (yes, flair-ing it up is great).

We ate at Chili's last night. Not bad, but my favorite waitress wasn't there (she's the bestest in the world, atleast at a restaurant I can afford). I had alot of random and awkward things to say, because there were others at the table getting into heated discussions, so I tried my best (not totally in vain) to keep the mood lighthearted. The two comments that got the most attention were 'I like to eat manure', and 'I regurgitated a faucet'. Why would I come up with such awkward and not socially acceptable comments to say? Simple, Jakob challenged me to a game of things to say in public, while in conversation with new people, that would be deemed socially awkward at best. I do like a couple of them though, such as 'Jimmy Carter says yes' (I'll use that one when ever I'm discussing the War, HA take that Jimmy!), 'a hero kills people' (true, especially if its Chuck Norris), and what I'm sure I'll say alot to new people, while in conversation, '...the stanley maneuver'. That one is so out there and has nothing to do with anything. Thats what I"m talking about. Complete pandemonium.

On the upsetness front, besides me being single, not having a gun, Misty not sharing pudding, me being single, not having a gun, no one commenting on my blog, did I mention me being single, or not owning a gun? I'm really upset that I'm not fulfilling my potential to the fullest (I know, but I know I'm capable of more, I'm like a pseudo-superhero, just with out any super powers, I'm the Aquaman of the group). I just don't feel like I'm living up to what I'm being called to do. Maybe it takes time, well I know it takes time, but still, I want to be at that level. Aw pooh. Then again, Annie Oakley is my historical honey (alright! 3 points per any new person that reads my blog! HAHAHA, take that Jakob!). Pooh.

Death. The eternal blink. The capricious dance of Now You Stop Moving Forever. Well, contrary to popular belief, death isn't just for dead people. It can happen to anyone. I know, it's news to me too. And it's not just people either, it's all kinds of stuff. Horses, fiddler crabs. Did you know that even a potato... can die?